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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 8:58:19 GMT
 Lord Birmoth of the Great Grapish-Dwarven Commonwealth, we have finally recovered enough to restart our kingdom in full since we were sent into the bunkers. With you as our leader, there is no possible way that we will fail again! Lead us to victory great leader! Although, the last time when you were fucking Mistress Grivy, you broke the water purifier. Sometimes it cuts out and we don't have the resources to repair it at the moment. If we don't fix it soon, it may break down which would result in a revolt.
You have 4,000 Grape Coins.
Lord Birmoth: Level 30 | Knows Grapeseed Blast | (Summons a bunch of compact grape seeds that equal the power of a cannonball and is excellent at destroying ships and buildings.
10 Grape Runner - Strapped with a bunch of gunpowder cylinders, the Grape Runner is the ultimate patriot; sacrificing it's life for your country. They explode and are mostly effective against infantry and cavalry. [Costs 500 Grape Coins to recruit]
10 Dwarvish Marine - Taught much discipline, the Dwarvish Marines have been equipped with laser blunderbusses and are most effective against infantry and armored vehicles. [Costs 1000 Grape Coins to recruit]
10 Grapish Lumberjack - Using automated axes, the Grapish Lumberjacks can cut through steel columns fast and also rip organic tissue to shreds faster than you can snap your fingers. [Costs 800 Grape Coins to recruit]
Buildings:
You ask, and I tell you what to do.
Location:
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 15:23:17 GMT
We dwarves smash our heads together[literally] as if we're bulls, attempting to find out what we need to make a water purifier.
Meanwhile send some other dwarves to start digging in a straight line. A complete straight line. No curves. At all. Just a straight line. Even if they see metals on the side, just keep digging in a straight line.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 15:26:49 GMT
k they strip mine hardkore
you suck mistress grivy's tits
you try to fix the purifier
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 15:33:06 GMT
Invent the sport of Dwarf wrestling. We give them helmets with horns on them, and then two dwarves smash into each other like they're bulls.
Yes? No? Maybe so?
Research how to make biofuel.
Make a mint that produces more Grape Coins.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 19:51:56 GMT
You make a Grapish Wrestling. It becomes a common sport.
+15 Culture
+10 Morale
+5 Popularity
You already have biofuel. It's what runs the generators.
You make a deposit which acts as a bank.
Your men find out that you'll need some wiring and alloys to repair the purifier.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 19:56:15 GMT
Tell the dwaves to dig out any metals they see so we can make the alloys.
how2wire
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 19:59:58 GMT
udunknowhow2wire
You find silicone, iron, and copper.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 20:06:16 GMT
Ask scientists how2wire.
Make some alloys and stuff.
Use some of the space we had dug up to make a blacksmith's forge, and hire a blacksmith to start mining stuff.
Research drills that utilize our biofuel to assist our dwarves in mining, not that they need it. Our dwarves are the strongest beings to ever live, and could easily mine out this entire planet if they so pleased.
Begin the worship of our creators, the god of strength and mining, Gurge, and the god of Grapes and Wine, Vineotis. Long ago they joined forces and made us dwarves; our skin made of grape and our teeth and bone made of iron.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:13:10 GMT
yer scientists dont know how2wire
You make the alloys.
It'll cost $1,000 to make a blacksmith's forge.
It'll cost $750 to research drillz.
+50 Piety
Achievement Unlocked!: God?
-Unlocked Shrine, Chapel, Altar
-Unlocked Holy Wars DLC ($75)
-Unlocked Divine Units DLC ($100)
-Unlocked Piety
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 20:17:16 GMT
Invest in the blacksmith forge and drill research.
Make metal into a cylinder shape to use as wires.
did i win can i fix that purifier now
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:24:33 GMT
You lose $1,750 Grapish Coins.
You now have $2,250 Grapish Coins.
You haven't won yet, but you're getting there.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 20:27:29 GMT
Use our copper for wire, and then take the design of wires hooking up biofuel generators to the rest of our complex to use for the water purifier.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:28:32 GMT
You've repaired the WRS! Congratulations!
You find an ingot of emerald while mining.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 20:37:14 GMT
hurray
tell all our people and have a feast of water
Hold the emerald personally, and claim it to be the blood of the gods - Preares, in particular. Very clearly he triumphed in battle over another god, but bloodshed was not nonexistant. Call all emeralds good luck charms, and have the emerald be on the helmet in our logo. Draw it on a metallic sign and cut a hole for the emerald to fit where it is in the logo, and say we have all been blessed with the luck of the great god Preares.
All hail Preares!
Hold a religious ceremony to our three gods, thanking them for gifting us with the resource copper, something that has permitted our great bunker to survive for even more generations!
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:40:15 GMT
Yay.
Your people eat water pancakes.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 20:45:11 GMT
Ask our How long until we get drills?
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:48:25 GMT
Ten turns.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 20:51:55 GMT
but dats too long
no not rlly
Start making some more of the space we dug up into education centers to teach our dwarves important skills including, but not limited to, mining, fighting, smithing, maths, and the history of our nation. Additional classes include literature,band,art, and science for those who have a taste for that.
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Post by Preares on Aug 12, 2015 4:31:17 GMT
edukashun
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 12, 2015 4:38:22 GMT
much eschmooication
how 2 get more educated
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Post by Preares on Aug 12, 2015 4:42:13 GMT
u hav 2 hire teachers nigga
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 12, 2015 4:43:56 GMT
star hyiring techers
and heve da skools with da best teachers be prievet skools
but make sure da non privete skools are steel gud
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Post by Preares on Aug 12, 2015 4:48:52 GMT
y cant every1 b tot rly sma4t?
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 12, 2015 4:52:33 GMT
Cause money
All schools must be good tho
Have we gotten whatever the fuxk we were researching?
Buy a priest and convert any dwarves not follow our religio
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Post by Preares on Aug 12, 2015 4:57:26 GMT
All yer Dwarves are religious and celebrating Haunakkah.
6*111 turns.
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