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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 6:31:56 GMT
![]()  You're Warchief of the Orkish Goffz tribe, a mighty force surged into the bunkers of the world to prevent utter devastation of your people. You have recovered and your people are strong, although a rival has taken a part of the deposit to spite you. It was your father's closest advisor, Gralok. After you were born he envied your royalty and decided to found a new enclave that would eventually take down the Monarchy. Although, he failed his first few attempts before being exiled to the East Wing. Infuriated, many Orks became separatists and decided to join Gralok in his ventures to bring down the monarchy. He will be a dangerous foe, no doubt. Although your Thinker Orks have found out how to make some more weapons now, as your warlike tendencies, these will help you in the future.
You have 4,000 teef.
Soldiers:
Warchief Samlaok of the great Goffz: Level 30 | Knows Orkish War magik.
10 Goffz Warorks - Using choppas and sluggas, the Goffz Warorks are beasts to be reckoned with. [500 teef to recruit]
10 Goffz Stikkbomb Throwers - Using the infamous stikkbombs of the Orks, they have an array of variants of stikkbombs and have choppas to kill when someone gets too close. [600 teef to recruit]
10 Goffz Burnas - The Goffz don't fuck around. They're breaking out their flame-throwers that are deadly to any species. [1,000 teef to recruit]
Buildings:
You request, I'll tell you what to do.
Location:
NVAPP global deposit 307; manager's office.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 7:54:09 GMT
So, that Graloak git wantz a foight? Well den, 'es got one! Only problem is, we needz LOADS more dakka if we wants to take 'im down. My powa of dah WAAAAGH (translation of WAAAAGH is war, its an Orkish battlecry) is guud, I'm gunna needz some more BOYZ if I'm goin' ta take 'I'm out. First I 'as ta bash the teef outta the 'eads of some of me orks so I can buy more units.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 9:20:26 GMT
You smash in some of your people's teeth out.
+500 Teef
-20 Popularity
-10 Morale
You now have 4,500 teef.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 9:57:29 GMT
I'd then create a mekanik factery, and assign the biggest, most smartest mek as da big mek.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 10:02:29 GMT
It will cost $2,500 teef to construct a assembly line.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 10:09:17 GMT
I shall spend that amount of teef to construct it. I will the start producing shootas.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 10:12:02 GMT
You now have $2,000 teef.
To have your meks research how to make shootas, it will cost you a $500 research grant.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 10:16:45 GMT
Okay, I will pay 500 teef. I need more money, but instead of just bashing the teef out of my Boyz oi'll get a make up a few banka boyz that I can hash the teef out of, with a promise of 25 percent profit.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 10:29:38 GMT
Each person produces 32 teef.
You love 1/4 of their teeth.
You will now produce 24 teef p/t.
You pay the fine for the research grant.
Research: Shootas! will be finished in five turns.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 11:35:52 GMT
How are my water and electricity supplies doing? Also, I'll send a few orks to start mining.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 11:49:09 GMT
Your electricity is fine.
You send some Orks out to go mining.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 12:07:54 GMT
I'll take five of my warorkz with me and go on a quick raiding mission against Gralok and his tribe of Ork separatists.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 14:21:05 GMT
Samloak returns from his venture, with six orks missing. He grabs one of his meks and says, "Dem shootas best be ready, mek-boy. Odda wise youse and mese is gunna 'ave some problems,".
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 14:24:22 GMT
Your mek-boy tries to explain that the shootas will be done soon, but it's not complete yet.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 14:27:23 GMT
"HOW LONG?!" The warboss demands, his grip tightening on the mek's shirt.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 14:43:01 GMT
"T-two more turns sah!"
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 14:45:37 GMT
"And what did I tell ya about breakin' da fouf wall?!"
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 15:03:25 GMT
"I meant we have to crank the level twice more!"
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 15:28:26 GMT
Samloak looks at how much teef he has got.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 15:38:19 GMT
He has 3 teef.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 15:50:34 GMT
No, I mean the amount of teef in currency.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 19:46:59 GMT
You have 2,048 teef in your coffers.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 20:01:53 GMT
After the shoota research is finished, I'll begin research squig training. So I can train some squiggly beasts to be suicide bombers.
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:02:15 GMT
Sadly, all the Squigs died back up on le surface.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 20:09:39 GMT
Drat. Well, I'll begin research into a fairly small, but rather quick all terrain vehicle that could be used as a hit and run vehicle? Also, if the shootas are ready, I'll equip my warorks with them. However, that leaves me without infantry, could I grab a few willing orks to basically be canon fodder?
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