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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 9:58:54 GMT
Pay the money. How long will it take?
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 10:02:28 GMT
15 turns.
-$1,000 Teef
You now have $696 Teef. Spending any more teef may result in riots and civil unrest.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 10:08:44 GMT
Do I know of any other kingdoms near to me?
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 10:11:18 GMT
No.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 10:13:25 GMT
I'll just have my mina boyz start strip mining, collecting as many minerals as they can.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 12:24:11 GMT
You gather titanium, vibratium, and arcanium.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 12:34:59 GMT
How much are they worth and what can I use them for?
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 12:54:12 GMT
They have no defined amount of value within your economy, although you can make weapons and such out of them.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 13:06:55 GMT
I'll take a mek boy aside and ask him to add a layer of the titanium to my big choppa. I will then start to take the arcanium and see if it'll help my magical abilities. After the mek boy finishes my big choppa, I want him to take two shootas, weld them together, attach them to a giant leather glove that will fit my hand and come up with some sort of mekanizm to make it so I can shoot the shootas by just clenching my fist.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 13:32:33 GMT
It'll take 15 turns to improve your Choppa, although it'll +4 to war rolls.
No on the shootas shit.
That's OP AS FUCK.
Arcanium is brittle and crumbles in your hands.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 13:58:43 GMT
Okay, I'll create Ork chess, which is normal chess, just with Ork put at the front of the name and the pieces look like orky units.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 14:00:59 GMT
+15 Culture
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 14:03:56 GMT
I'll then make a sport called 'Blood Bowl', which is a mixture between American football and rugby, with two teams: 'The Blood Ballaz' and 'The Ferals'.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 14:10:45 GMT
+15 Culture
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 14:28:20 GMT
I'll set up a course for sneaky ork gits to see if they can get through the course without being found and gather as much information as possible. I need a spy, so it's sort of a trial by fire.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 14:34:07 GMT
You get a spy named Mulog.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 14:37:48 GMT
I'll send him to Gralok's tribe to blend in as one of his boyz.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 14:42:59 GMT
He cuts off his penis and tapes it to his forehead. "They'll think I'm a unicorn boss!"
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 14:45:07 GMT
"Ya do realze dat orksies don'ts 'as dem humie penises roiht? We reproduce asexuuuuu-" Samloak can't pronounce the word and just says "by uzing spores,"
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 14:51:17 GMT
"It was the radiation."
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 15:00:37 GMT
"Good fing ya cut it off den,"
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 15:17:57 GMT
Your spy leaves off, trotting on all four legs as if he actually was a unicorn.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 15:23:22 GMT
Samloak will raise his eyebrow at this, before turning around and going to train the conscripts more.
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Post by Preares on Aug 15, 2015 16:16:36 GMT
Your conscripts become Chinese soldiers because you're pressing them so hard.
{+11 Orkish Chinese soldiers}
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Post by tails on Aug 15, 2015 16:32:57 GMT
Okay, train them moar.
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