Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 16:39:04 GMT
Stage 1: Tidy Eating
We all love popcorn. And not because you can bypass chat filters for "porn". It's yellow, it's crunchy, and occasionally it's sweet.Just like Asians. When you first start to eat, you're like eating one at a time, getting ready for your routine Netflix-binge-and-eat. Twenty minutes in, you go to Stage 2.
Stage 2: The Handful
Once you're twenty minutes into your movie or show, you're grabbing handfuls of popcorn and just shoveling mounds of mounds of popcorn into your mouth. Now you're almost finished with your show/movie and you advance to Stage 3.
Stage 3: Obesity
Now you're going to the end of your movie and you're just like, grabbing the bucket and just dumping it into your mouth. You're trying to finish all of your popcorn before your media finishes so it feels like you accomplished something. "MOM! GET THE CAMERA! I JUST ATE ALL OF MY POPCORN BEFORE THE MOVIE ENDED!"
Go ahead and like this post if you agree with me.
We all love popcorn. And not because you can bypass chat filters for "porn". It's yellow, it's crunchy, and occasionally it's sweet.
Stage 2: The Handful
Once you're twenty minutes into your movie or show, you're grabbing handfuls of popcorn and just shoveling mounds of mounds of popcorn into your mouth. Now you're almost finished with your show/movie and you advance to Stage 3.
Stage 3: Obesity
Now you're going to the end of your movie and you're just like, grabbing the bucket and just dumping it into your mouth. You're trying to finish all of your popcorn before your media finishes so it feels like you accomplished something. "MOM! GET THE CAMERA! I JUST ATE ALL OF MY POPCORN BEFORE THE MOVIE ENDED!"
Go ahead and like this post if you agree with me.