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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:22:55 GMT
News: A religion has been founded in a far away land.
You begin to research the motorcycle based off of old blueprints located in the computer's files. [Free tech] You can upgrade your soldiers to the higher tier weapon of shootas, although they'll lose some damage due to the fact that sluggas were excellent when attacking due to their close-range capabilities. But if you use shootas, you extend your range.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 20:26:17 GMT
What about the canon fodder civilians I am 'recruiting'?
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:33:12 GMT
You enlist some Goff civilian militia. (15) -2 Popularity -5 Morale
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 20:39:37 GMT
At this time, Samloak hears about the religion that has been founded in a far away land. Becoming overly zealous, he brings back the old Ork gods of Gork and Mork. The God of Cunning brutality and the other is the God of Brutal cunning. The only problem is; nobody knows which is which, and people argue and fight over it constantly.
With this in mind, Samloak declares himself a prophet of Gork and Mork, claiming they were the ones who gave him the powa of da WAAAAGH!
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:40:55 GMT
Achievement Unlocked!: God? -Unlocked Shrine, Chapel, Altar -Unlocked Holy Wars DLC ($75) -Unlocked Divine Units DLC ($100) -Unlocked Piety
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 20:44:41 GMT
How long until the buggies/warbikes are complete?
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Post by Preares on Aug 11, 2015 20:48:35 GMT
Five turns.
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Post by tails on Aug 11, 2015 20:55:12 GMT
Samloak will begin training up the conscripts somewhat so that they can at least know where to point the weapon and how to shoot half-decently. The Orkish miners will begin expanding around the tribe, collecting minerals and anything shiny as they go. Samloak will take a look at the veterans of the raid to see which one of them has grown the most and gained the most muscle mass.
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Post by King of the Vineyards on Aug 11, 2015 22:07:25 GMT
[prec said that i post if he didnt wake up ina an hour]
You will train the conscripts up to shoot things.
Miners will begin to mine and expand your area. Metals and shiny things will be collected.
Someone named Gulak has a shoulder bigger than your head. Don't even get started on his lower body.
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Post by Preares on Aug 12, 2015 3:49:15 GMT
Lol
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 9:14:34 GMT
I will make Gulak a Nob (an Orkish Noble) and get the meks to give him a choppa that's twice as big as a normal choppa (giggity giggity), how much longer until my warbikes are finished?
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 9:17:41 GMT
Woo noblz. Three (3) turns.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 9:26:23 GMT
I'll make the conscript thing optional, but I'll put up these posters.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 9:29:31 GMT
You make the militia optional and begin to put up posters around the deposit. +10 Morale
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 9:33:40 GMT
I'll hold a sermon for Gork and Mork, praying to them to give us glory in our battle against these traitorous separatists.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 9:35:35 GMT
+1 war-roll.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 9:38:37 GMT
I'll now give my soldiers a feast, to up their spirits before we go to battle.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 9:46:00 GMT
You've lost a large portion of food but your hydroponics lab should cover it in a few days, although this will take a lot of electricity and you'll need to focus a lot of your power on the WPS.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 9:51:02 GMT
I'll focus the electricity on the WPS. And I'll put my noble on the warbike. I'll buy two more warorks with shootas.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 10:03:51 GMT
You buy two more War Orks. -$1,000 Teef You now have: $1,312 Teef.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 10:09:44 GMT
I'll gather all my boyz up and prepare to attack Gralok. (Be back in a bit, doing chores.)
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 17:13:36 GMT
Samloak will come back, extremely pissed off. Like, REALLY pissed off. He will demand more warbikes to be made. He will also get more banka boyz, like, A LOT more banka boyz.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 9:33:54 GMT
You can make enough warbikes to supply your entire army but it'll cost somewhere around $7,500 teef. You hire a lot more bankers and no you produce $168 teef p/t.
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Post by tails on Aug 14, 2015 9:46:39 GMT
Oay, instead of doing that, I will research into armour for my boyz.
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 9:54:31 GMT
You research steel armor. It'll cost $1,000 teef to research.
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