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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 0:28:16 GMT
A rugged, heavily beared man stands behind the bar. His beard so thick and majestic you can barely make out his facial features. I think there was a pair of eyes behind all of that hair.
He has a rag inside of a large mug, wiping it clean of any smudges.
He slides a beer along and an interesting patron catches it.
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Post by Preares on Aug 2, 2015 0:31:15 GMT
I request a few shots of Smirnoff vodka.
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 0:35:19 GMT
"Mhphg, phmphmpghmp mpmph?" The Barkeep says as he fills up a new bottle.
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Post by Preares on Aug 2, 2015 0:36:10 GMT
"Mmmphpghph. Mgphghpmg mphph mphghgph."
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 0:37:39 GMT
The Barkeep looks at you like you're a crazy person. He pulls down his beard.
"What the hell are you talking about, mate?"
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Post by Preares on Aug 2, 2015 0:42:45 GMT
"I was talking about the unicorn vomit in the bathroom."
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 0:53:27 GMT
"Yeah?" The Barkeep says.
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Post by Preares on Aug 2, 2015 0:55:02 GMT
"Yeah. There's some sparkles in there too."
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Post by vammy on Aug 2, 2015 1:08:26 GMT
Vammy sits at the other side of the table with a smirk.
" Mate Unicorns don't vomit! Didn't you learn that in grade school? '
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 1:10:10 GMT
The Barkeep grunts.
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Post by Persnickety Bastard on Aug 2, 2015 5:56:19 GMT
This thread and board literally is just my thread, which is seemingly and mysteriously deleted.
:arrogant:
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 17:11:47 GMT
(yeah i saw that and thought it would be a good idea
one of the admins moved the boards around for some reason your thread got deleted
so i recreated it because it was a good idea)
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Post by Persnickety Bastard on Aug 2, 2015 17:23:18 GMT
(Oh, okay.
I thought you deliberately deleted it and made your own thread.
I'm still salty about the fact that it was deleted, but not at you.
I'm glad you appreciate the idea.
Might even RP here sometime.)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2015 17:33:38 GMT
"I'm a bird," I say, strutting over the counter, "Give me bird-friendly liquor, please."
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 18:16:57 GMT
(no i did
i deleted your thread on purpose and made my own just to spite you
this is the service you can expect here at the writing tavern
*swag dance*)
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Post by Seventeen on Aug 2, 2015 18:38:04 GMT
A younger male walks in through the door, curly follicles decorating his head. His brown hair isn't long, not by any means, and yet the curls still manage to cover his ears. Clean-shaven and baby-faced, he is the epitome of 'young'. Probably in his early twenties, if not late teens. This stranger slides into an empty seat at the counter. Green eyes darted about the room, checking out the other patrons within the Tavern. Patiently, this fellow waits his turn. He doesn't seem to mind the line.
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Post by reign on Aug 2, 2015 18:57:23 GMT
"Holy fockin shit you guys don't even have cocaine in this shithole." Says a man scouring his own pockets for some.
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Post by The Gambler on Aug 3, 2015 0:13:19 GMT
A man sits in one corner of the bar, shrouded by the shadows. In addition to the booth seat he sits at, there's one more booth seat to his right, and a chair directly across from him. On his side of the table lie a pair of dice, a deck of cards with all four aces removed, those aces lying next to a revolver that rests in the center of the table.
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 3, 2015 0:18:21 GMT
A loose board bonks the head of The Gamlber
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Post by The Gambler on Aug 3, 2015 0:20:39 GMT
"Shoddy little place, isn't this?"
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 3, 2015 0:22:55 GMT
Another loose board bonks him on the head in response
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Post by The Gambler on Aug 3, 2015 0:50:49 GMT
Looking up, the gambler says, "You're letting the rain in, and this is a fine hat I have here."
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 3, 2015 0:51:27 GMT
Quite literally six boards fall on the gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Aug 3, 2015 0:51:41 GMT
"How are there even eight boards right above my head?"
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Post by Gwebster2 on Aug 3, 2015 0:52:40 GMT
They just keep coming
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