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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 14:51:07 GMT
bkjbslkjlzllsajmdajodfamfwf.
You cut through the wall and in response, a flame surges forth and burns the few people next to the wall.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 14:57:31 GMT
Wait, a flame from y burnas? Or Garloks?
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 15:07:01 GMT
Gralok's.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 16:06:04 GMT
I'll have my burnas burn their burnas back and sht.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 16:11:12 GMT
The wall melts. Kaploot.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 16:13:57 GMT
My shoota boyz will blast any of Gralok's boyz behind the wall while my conzcriptz will charge in, sluggas a shootin' and choppas a swingin'. I'll be at the front of the charge, carving my way through any ork unfortunate enough to come in my path.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 16:31:33 GMT
You get rekt. You rolled a 4.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 16:34:55 GMT
Just me?
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 16:39:34 GMT
Your entire army.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 16:44:16 GMT
Press the attack
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 16:47:34 GMT
You rolled a six.
Gralok rolls a four.
You kill some of Gralok's men, although you've already lost a lot of yours.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 16:49:47 GMT
Point at Gralok, shouting, "FOIGHT ME ONE ON ONE YA COWARDLY GIT, YOU GONNA CONTINUE 'IDING BEHIND YER BOYZ?!"
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 16:56:29 GMT
You can't see Gralok.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 16:58:17 GMT
I'll tell his boyz to tell him that, and that they're working for a coward.
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Post by Preares on Aug 13, 2015 17:00:58 GMT
You roll 6.
Gralok rolls 12.
Your army is fleeing.
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Post by tails on Aug 13, 2015 17:02:13 GMT
I'll back off, then follow my boyz at the pace of a walk.
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Post by vammy on Aug 14, 2015 15:19:40 GMT
Defending Faction's Name: Assholes
Attacking Faction's Name: The grand defenders of Isle
Amt. of Troops:all of em
Commander: Me
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Post by Preares on Aug 14, 2015 15:26:47 GMT
You get the first attack.
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Post by vammy on Aug 14, 2015 15:35:35 GMT
Charge in from all sides, flank em
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Post by Preares on Aug 15, 2015 16:03:44 GMT
There's only one corridor that leads to the hospital. Although, it is protected with mediocre units.
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Post by vammy on Aug 15, 2015 21:05:02 GMT
CHARGED EM
FOUR BALLS FOR THE RAVEN
( Can I do the four balls touture? )
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Post by Preares on Aug 15, 2015 21:46:40 GMT
Some of your men are killed but overall overthrow them.
[What the fuck is "four balls" anyway?]
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Post by vammy on Aug 15, 2015 22:02:37 GMT
Take the med center bby.
( Back in the Viking age they would cut out a guy's eyeballs and his uh lower balls and feed all four of them to a raven. As in Four Balls for the Raven! )
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Post by Preares on Aug 15, 2015 22:14:55 GMT
You go through the wall and kill all resistance. Although once you reach the hospital, you see that there are children and women. Some of the women take up small weapons and attempt to attack your soldiers. Without any reluctance, your men kill the women. What will you do with the remaining women and children?
[Jesus Christ that's sick.]
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Post by vammy on Aug 15, 2015 22:23:06 GMT
Whoa whoa whoa guys calm your tiities, we do not kill women and childern! Allow these fair people to continute living and offer the chance to join our kingdom.
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