Kingdoms: Fallout |Snakes of the Talking Island| {vammy}

[Preares]

You are great Cobra-king Vammy of the Snakes. We were sent back into our burrows after the silly bipedal mammals on the surface decided to cause nuclear war. Many of our people died en masse, but we repopulated and grew stronger. We are now very powerful and are ready to do anything commanded by Cobra-king Vammy. All hail the Cobra! Although, there is a problem. A bunch of separatists have secured the medical room and aren't allowing anyone that's not apart of their separatist faction to enter or receive help. We've successfully raided them and took enough medical supplies to last us awhile, but if we wait too long, the people may revolt.

You have 4,000 Scales.

Cobra-king Vammy of the Snakes: Level 30 | Knows one spell: One Thousand Fangs | (Summons 1,000 fangs and can be used to destroy buildings or small groups of soldiers)
10 Basilisk - Tough units of your army, the Basilisks use their teeth and venom-tipped darts to kill enemies. [500  Scales to recruit]
10 Snake Shaman - Here to heal units, the Snake Shamans can also summon familiar spirits to help fight alongside your men. [900 Scales to recruit]
10 Viper Archer - Taking the fangs of dead snakes, the viper archers also used molted skin to create bows and use the fang-tipped arrows to fight against enemies from a long range. [750 Scales to recruit]

Buildings: 
You ask, and I'll tell you what to do.

Location:
NVAPP global deposit 113, manager's office.

[vammy]

Three shaman should be enough for now.

Do the snakes still remember Isle the island?

[Preares]

-$2,700 Scales. 
You know have $1,300 Scales.

No, they don't. 

[vammy]

Ah man, Isle was a pimp.

Well build a scale mine, and send one shaman to scout the north

[Preares]

You're underground mate.
You begin to produce 15 Scales p/t.

[vammy]

Damn that's barely any, guess I spoiled you guys a bit.

Okay dig north, start digging maybe something cool will be found

[King of the Vineyards]

[prec said that i post if he didnt wake up ina an hour]

Your snakes start mining northwards.

[vammy]

Look for metals so we develop baldes

[Preares]

While you strip mine, ignoring all tuh niggaz, you get iron and copper.

[vammy]

Start arming the shaman with iron blades.

Add copper to the eletricity circuits

Admin event ( Because go suck three cocks )

The snakes discover a rune with the message ' Isle said find him some more rocks to play with. " engraved on it,

Start worshipping Isle

[Preares]

Fokin ngr.

Your Shaman's have small swords to defend themselves now.
You get wired. 

[vammy]

Build a chruch to Isle, also when I get enough piety buy a priest

( Do you know my system for calculating resources and piety? Or do you use your own? "

[Preares]

(I use quantum mathematics.)

[vammy]

Screw it I'm buying a Priest.

( No really, do you have a system? )

[Preares]

(Nah nigga, it's random.) 

Achievement Unlocked!: God?

-Unlocked Shrine, Chapel, Altar

-Unlocked Holy Wars DLC ($75)

-Unlocked Divine Units DLC ($100)

-Unlocked Piety


You buy a PRIESHZT.

[vammy]

How can I increase production?

[Preares]

Make some assembly lines.

[vammy]

(15 a turn is like nothing.... )

Uh build some lines I guess

[Preares]

It'll cost $5,000 Scales

[vammy]

I can't afford that

Serously why the hell is the production levels so low?

Screw it punch those sepertist

[Preares]

Free Units DLC: 15 Knights of the White Die, 15 Redarm Riflemen, 5 Slavers.

You punch the separatists. It hurts them.

[vammy]

Take the hospital it's mine

[Preares]

The separatists shoot you.
All you did was hurt them, not kill them. >.>

[vammy]

Invade more!

Four balls for the raven!

[Preares]

You gained 35 more units from the DLC.