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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 8, 2015 4:23:43 GMT
This is BBT Shepard.
He likes long walks on the beach, dreaming of affording facial reconstruction surgery, and hentai.
 He is truly beautiful.
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Post by lien587 on Aug 8, 2015 4:28:28 GMT
ok. dont romance miranda. she's too much of a bitch to succumb to her looks.
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 8, 2015 4:32:40 GMT
Tragic.
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Post by vammy on Aug 8, 2015 4:42:16 GMT
Nah fuck her right in the pussy
Also I enjoy making my character cartoony and gay
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2015 5:56:39 GMT
his eyes are very.... emotional and thought provoking
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 9, 2015 3:01:31 GMT
Today, BBT and his friends, slutbag and Tyrese, decided to go to some shithole planet to meet up with some space ruskies. The space ruskies were missing a friend named "Cyka Blyadt Kervaska Ig Banda"  The one on the left is getting the BBT Wang. So when we found him, he was having an autism attack, so I decided to do the first thing that came to mind.  After cleaning space ruskie off my nice hardsuit, we got a spaceship! And this is my rad quarters.  Isn't it rad?  This is the dickin' bed. We then went to a space station, and some assholes were hassling us.  So we bought some space hentai and left.  Tune in next week when Bebituffs hangs Tyrone from a tree. |
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Post by vammy on Aug 9, 2015 4:40:28 GMT
Cumbucket must be sexed, Tyrone must be lynched ( his stats ain't even good ) and all the aliens must have offensive names
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Post by lien587 on Aug 9, 2015 15:17:37 GMT
New names for characters?
Miranda- Slutbag
Jacob- Tyrone
Garrus- Liam Neeson
Thane- Edgy Snake (Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake, Next we'll have Posh Snake, Scary Snake)
So we still have Kasumi, Zaeed, Grunt (If you keep him), Tali, Mordin, Samara/Morinth, and Legion (If you keep him).
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 9, 2015 16:47:56 GMT
IN THIS EPISODE: BUMBLR FROM THE TUMBLR
We arrived a prison ship, full of scumbags, blacks, and black scumbags (Read: Vammy)
 And my rad new hardsuit I got when I set fire to the old set. We then find Admiral Cucklord, he's a shitfucker and I hate him.  I'm very glad I didn't bring Tyrese along with us, and instead I brought Nerdbag Mcgee.  Here we see Tyrone's family members fighting among one another. Rip in Chicken, Daquan.  Dirty criminals. After a predictable double cross, the TUMBLRTOT IS RELEASED FROM IT'S HUGBOX THIS IS A CODE RED TRIGGERING, I REPEAT, GATHER THE CAT PICTURES AND GIFS, THIS IS A CODE RED TRIGGERING
MUH OPRESSHUN
OH SHIT, SHE'S GETTING OPRESSED!
PANIC!
So eventually we calm the bitch down, kill admiral fuckscarf and lock the bitch down in the basement.
fucking bitches Tune in next week when I hopefully don't give this thing the dick. |
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Post by Preares on Aug 9, 2015 17:38:22 GMT
I'm legitimately wondering if Mass Effect has better graphics on like... medium settings than Skyrim has on ultra...
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 9, 2015 17:52:08 GMT
it do though
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Post by lien587 on Aug 9, 2015 18:42:44 GMT
Tumblrtrot.
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 9, 2015 19:53:27 GMT
The barely clothed, overtly tatoo'd bitch in the flesh.,
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Post by lien587 on Aug 9, 2015 22:03:39 GMT
With DLC, she can actually wear a shirt.
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Post by El Defeño on Aug 9, 2015 22:59:42 GMT
A red and black Che Guevara tanktop.
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Post by lien587 on Aug 9, 2015 23:23:19 GMT
actually, a sleeveless black leather jacket and new-age sunglasses.
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 11, 2015 5:13:12 GMT
In this episode, we find this uninteresting guy who I like because he's better than dirty filthy Tumblrtot Today, we went to a stand-in for somewhere on the gaza strip and found this guy  He's not very nice. And then we found this dick who dies because he's a dick.  While we kill a dumb bitch boss, it turns out that he gassed himself like a jew in a shower. Near death and in pain, we put him out of his misery  Tragic. So then we find ZE UBERMENSCH  He's pretty okay for a character without a vagina. This is me and him playing.  We also find this guy  He's pretty boring. And look at this rad new hardsuit I got!  PHASE THREE BITCHES |
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Post by lien587 on Aug 12, 2015 0:10:38 GMT
Did you call Liam Neeson Boring?
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 12, 2015 0:30:55 GMT
He's pretty alright.
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Post by lien587 on Aug 12, 2015 0:34:15 GMT
You wont have zaeed. I laugh at you people who dont grab free DLC
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 12, 2015 0:42:53 GMT
I don't need DLC to make a humorous screenshot LP
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Post by The Gambler on Aug 12, 2015 0:46:04 GMT
I would grab the free DLC, but bioware has shut down the ME2 portion of their site and I don't know where else to pick up the free DLC.
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Post by lien587 on Aug 12, 2015 1:14:59 GMT
On you Bioware Network account
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Post by thegreatnewbebi on Aug 12, 2015 1:17:46 GMT
I don't got no bioware account.
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Post by lien587 on Aug 12, 2015 1:20:30 GMT
make a quick one. zaeed's pretty bad-ass.
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